- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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This is the sole reason I don’t like vegans. Not that they aren’t wonderful people behind the wall of “You’re a sinner for eating meat.” There is a food chain. We are not exceptions. Humans are mammals. We share animal DNA, and no amount of “open the cages” will change that.
Let me put it this way:
The fly eats whatever the fuck it wants to and lives on until it runs into a spiderweb. The spider then eats the fly just as it was made to. Flies are pests and have no purpose whatsoever. Even you vegans can’t tell me that you don’t swat at flies. The spiders and frogs and lizards and whatever else you can think of keep the insect population in check.
Bats and shrews, among many other things eat the spiders. This keeps the spiders from becoming unbearable. Would you want spiders to rule the world? Because I sure as hell wouldn’t. Birds of prey such as hawks eat the bats, just as nature intended. While hawks may be at the top of their food chain, snakes have the ability to climb trees and eat their young. Once again, nature. If I’m offending you, take it up with the planet you were born to.
Along with the hawk and the mighty eagle, weasels and foxes eat the snakes. Coyotes and mountain lions tend to eat the fox, and the list goes on and on. There are hundreds of different combinations for these food chains. We happen to be on one of the higher ranks of ours. I’m sorry if you can’t handle power, but being against animal abuse and being a vegan are two completely different things.
Another example: You can tell the carnivores from the herbivores by their teeth. Carnivores have sharper teeth made for eating meat. Herbivores do not. We are omnivores. Not herbivores. Not carnivores. When you cross over to being a “vegan”, you are not giving up your body’s need for meat. You are not changing what you are. You are a hunter and a gatherer. Our means of accomplishing these things may be different than what you see in the wild, but we are just as much animal as the dogs you save weekly.
Just because you post pictures to scare the shit out of everyone about meat, keep in mind, supermarkets sell that shit raw. We know what our food looks like. Veganism is not a religion. Keep to your ways, and we’ll keep to ours.
^^ This.
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It’s something that most people (probably most likely of the male side of things) don’t know. There is a code and meaning behind the number of roses you give to someone on a bouquet. Here’s some examples:
- One rose: On a first date, it means love at first sight.
- Three roses: the shared love of a couple. A traditional one month anniversary.
- Nine roses: Means we’ll be together forever.
- Twelve roses: Means “be mine!”
- Fifteen roses: “I’m sorry!”
- Twenty-four: “I’m yours!”
